Since it's on YouTube, I guess we can come clean about these tests
This copyrighted stuff on YouTube is really getting out of hand. But since it's up there, I guess we can now come clean about our organization's efforts to create a flying Lincoln Continental. A car about which the White Ghost once said, "Is so aerodynamically perfect, it seems a shame not to strap a rocket to it."
Well, despite White Ghost's best efforts, the results of the test are made pretty clear in the video. Probably not one of our finest hours.
We had a few more tests in 1978, but the results were about the same, and we ended the program not long after.
Anyway, I hope Comedy Central is successful in getting all these videos taken down from YouTube. There are a couple of other movies floating around out there that I'd prefer weren't readily available for public consumption.
Well, despite White Ghost's best efforts, the results of the test are made pretty clear in the video. Probably not one of our finest hours.
We had a few more tests in 1978, but the results were about the same, and we ended the program not long after.
Anyway, I hope Comedy Central is successful in getting all these videos taken down from YouTube. There are a couple of other movies floating around out there that I'd prefer weren't readily available for public consumption.
posted by Operative C at 13:46
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The humanity. The hubris. The douchebaggery. This guy had almost as big a death wish as that jackass in the 80's who tried to jump from one world trade center to the other on an electric pogo-stick.
Hmm, well, THAT temptation isn't there anymore. As far as I know, though, that fuckin' ramp is still up in Canada.
God I love examples of spectacular mediocrity.
It is obvious that this tape was doctored by the government to hide thier flying car technology. They later killed the scientists that worked on the project, and replaced thier names in the books with members of Richard Petty's pit crew.
This was due to the overwhelming dissaproval for flying cars by highway laborers and asphault companys. They feared that jobs would be taken away by the lack of roads that needed to be constructed. Without the support of these two groups, our government would surely collapse.
Thus the goverment created this tape to quiet the rumors, and end public support for further research. I
All in all, we are safe from the flying car. It's locked in vault, somewhere in the Manzano Mountains of Central New Mexico. Praise Jesus.
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