Hey kids, wanna not get laid?
... Then buy this steaming pile. Holy crap, you'd have to be retarded to want this.Here's a tip: If you want to pretend to be a spy, don't write "I'm a spy" on your briefcase. Instead, stand around looking cool and know that you could kill everyone around you. Don't just pretend it. Know it.
White Ghost is going to vomit when I show him this.
posted by Operative C at 17:09
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Oh, Lord. That is sad as shit. Some people want to pretend to be us that badly? I'm trying to think of a good analogy. It's like wearing a hat to a poker game that says "I am a professional poker player" or going to one of those swingers parties wearing a hat that says "I have a 10 inch penis." (By the way, anyone who would like to buy these hats please contact me; I don't plan on wearing them again.)
The user of such items are the same social worms that had the dukes of A-Team lunch box...in grade 10.
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