Little Miss Sunshine

I snuck away from the secret compound the other night for some much needed R&R, and caught Little Miss Sunshine. Going to the movies is a great escape for someone in my line of work. First of all, you get to save on the price of admission while working your infiltration skills against a bunch of slack-jawed adolescents, and then you get to sit around in the dark for a couple of hours (which is really the best way to go out in public, IMHO).

Anyway, the movie itself was pretty darn good, too. It's all about making the most of your failures in life. I can totally relate to that. Every time that I fail I always try to follow it up with the death of my captor and the destruction of their island hideout. Nothing washes the sting of defeat out of your mouth like the clean taste of your enemy's blood, I always say.

I won't give away the ending, but there was this one kid in the movie who was all dedicated to getting into the Air Force. That's cool and all, kid, but with that kind of dedication, why set your sights so low? Spook school is always looking for Nietzsche reading kids who hate everybody and know how to keep their mouth shut. Look us up.