Cheesy Pick-Up Line Delivered Incorrectly

At the 10-20 game last night at the local casino. Drunk idiot, a young guy, a regular, sits down, immediately begins playing like a maniac. Cute dealer shows up and everyone knows drunk guy has a thing for her. At one point, out of nowhere, he slurs, "If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put you and me together." The dealer looks disgusted, and she says, "I think you mean 'U and I'." Everyone at the table laughs and the idiot looks oblivious.